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TV Shows & Alcatraz

January13

In December I really didn’t watch too much in regard to TV Shows/Movies. Frasier was the only show I was going through, and when I got to Season 4 I started to really remember all the episodes too well, so stopped.

I decided to try and start burning through movies. I’ve got a wide collection from burnt discs to downloaded movies to Netflix and I wanted to start forcing myself through them. Sometimes I find it hard to watch movies as it can be hard to “commit” a whole 2 hours to a movie – even if I’m doing work at the same time.

I watched a few, and most were pretty crap. The one that really stood out was Moneyball, which was fantastic.

I finally decided to give another TV show a try. Since The Sopranos, The Shield and Lost – I’ve found it really hard to get into a new TV show as those are top quality shows and it’s hard to compare. I’ve debated watching a lot of shows, but I finally sat down to watch Breaking Bad.

Holy shit, what a show. I’m loving it and it’s a show everyone should watch. Just the right mix of intensity and comedy.

I’m also going to break my rule – and watch the new Alcatraz TV Show which premieres Monday. I usually don’t watch new TV shows – I wait until they’re finished so that I know I can get emotionally involved in them. There’s nothing worse than getting hooked on a TV show only for it to be canceled. I’ve been lucky in that regard as I rarely watch any TV shows new, but I can remember the hell Janise went through with Flash Forward.

However I’m breaking the rule for Alcatraz. It just seems like a solid show, and should be a lot of fun to watch. You can tell JJ Abrams is really psyched about it. Can’t wait.

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Movies I’ve Watched Lately: Good Luck Chuck Sucks Edition

November29

Been awhile since I’ve did one of these. I haven’t really watched many movies since the last one(early September). However I’ve got Netflix now so will hopefully be watching a lot more movies.

Bad Teacher: Pretty sure there was more swearing in the actual red band trailer than the fucking movie. Was pretty weak, the supporting roles of Segal & Timberlake added absolutely nothing. *1/2

The Perfect Host: This is the one with David Hyde Pierce(Niles from Frasier) that had a really fucked up trailer. Holy shit this was REALLY good. The story itself was great, but it really needed an A+ performance from Pierce and he fucking delivered! One of those movies where the actor delivers to the point that you can’t even imagine any other actor in that role. Highly recommended. *****

The Roommate: Oh dear god is this ever a DUD in every sense of the word. Absolutely horrible with nothing interesting going on whatsoever. FFS at least have some crazy kill scenes or something. This is absolute tripe, and even a girl on girl kiss won’t get it 1/2*.

Everything Must Go: I usually absolutely hate coming-of-age stories, but this had just enough to keep me plugging along. Still wouldn’t recommend it though. Stranger Than Fiction it ain’t. **

Beethoven: This movie just gets better and better the more you see it. ***** This was the first time my kids watched it. Mason was hilarious. He went from “I dont want to watch this movie if the dog is going to bite anyone in the privates” to screaming for the dog to do that to the evil vet.

Fuck me what a good movie. I’ve watched it easily 100 times and I still tear up at the swimming pool scene.

Harold & Kumar 3: Very weird in the sense that there’s no medium ground – at times it’s fucking HILARIOUS, and at times it’s absolutely AWFUL with a ton of jokes falling flat. Danny Trejo has the best 3D scene, and NPH is fucking FANTASTIC. ***

Along Came Polly: Awful. Stiller & Aniston have anti-chemistry. Anistons character is just fucking weird, and they didn’t even try to flesh out Stillers character past the opening 5 minutes. Turned it off with about 30 minutes left. DUD

Good Luck Chuck: Oh dear god so so bad. I shoulda just turned it off when it turned into Dane Cook having sex with about 100 different women, but I struggled to about 30 minutes left before just giving up altogether. I wish I could remove this movie from my memory.

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Alpha Protocol IS Very Good

March25

Taff did an article on his blog entitled Homefront Isn’t Very Good which saved me from rushing out and purchasing it – so I decided to respond in kind by writing about Alpha Protocol. Except my job is to persuade him and others to buy it, as it’s one of the best video games I’ve ever played.

Alpha Protocol is a game that has a LOT of critics….and I’m not really sure why. I’ve never read much on the critics, but I’ve been told from others that it’s disliked by a lot of people – which just blows my mind.

You’ve heard before about games where “you play it how you want it” but most of them don’t do a very good job at that at all – the decisions you make are either small and don’t really impact the game much, or are laid out in front of you as clear cut decisions. Don’t kill a guy in Fallout and all it will mean is that other factions may like or not like you as much, and you’ll get a different ending slide. Even the end game of Fallout New Vegas is so clear cut: basically you have a choice of 4 endings, and it’s very clear cut and dry how to select each one.

Alpha Protocol is a much more natural game – even the smallest decisions affect the game outcome. A large part of the game is conversations with other people where how you interact with them changes so much about the game. All conversations are handled like real conversations too – as soon as the person is finished saying something to you, you have maybe a second to choose how to respond which is really neat, so keeps you on the ball.

Alpha Protocol is so good that immediately after finishing it, I immediately started a new game. I probably haven’t done that since the days of the ZX Spectrum. This playthrough I am going to do completely opposite decisions from my previous game, to see how everything plays out.

What’s great is you can play the game however you want. Want to be a Splinter Cell like spy, sneaking around and never getting detected? Go for it. Want to be Hobo with a Shotgun with messy hair and a lumberjack beard, walking around in street clothes and shooting the shit outta people? You can do that! Want to be a Jack Reacher like hero, who beats the utter shit out of people with his hands? Also an option. The game is set up to accommodate all playing styles and it also changes the story of the game.

It’s just such a ridiculously fun game, and I can only give it the highest compliments: it reminds me of the Syphon Filter series. That may not mean much, but to me it means a lot. Pre-XBox 360 and achievements, I very rarely played video games. I never beat them at any rate. I owned over 200 Playstation games and over 100 Playstation 2 games and over 60 Dreamcast games. Of all those, I beat GTA 4 once and Metal Gear Solid once. Never did finish the other GTA Games, or Metal Gear Solid 2. Yet the Syphon Filter Series – I beat all 3 of them, and I beat Syphon Filter three or four times, and Syphon Filter 2 at least twice.

I’m kinda curious about the negativity Alpha Protocol receives so I’ve decided to look around the net and see some of the complaints:

The stealth in it is a joke, everyone sees you all the time

Um….no. I was wearing street clothes and just had 2 slots out of 20 of my stealth attributes filled, yet I was able to sneak around all Sam Fisher like. It’s called being good at a game you retards.

The enemy AI was awful, could walk within 2 feet of them and they wouldn’t see you

Ah the polar opposite of the last complaint. I never had this issue at all. If I wasn’t careful with the stealth they’d detect me, simple as that.

The cover system sucks

I guess it was a Gears of War style system – honestly I didn’t use the actual cover system in the game much so I can’t really say. I hid in cover and all that but it was mainly by crouching down behind walls, hit hitting “A” to latch onto them.

The melee system is glitchy and has collision detection problems

I beat up over 100 guys and I didn’t find this once. And I was doing running knees and all that shit.

The levels are predictable and repetitive

What the hell? There’s a solid variety of levels, and so many different ways to go about each level. Need to get into that building? Use a zipline, use a diversion, sneak in etc.

Braykov(one of the level bosses) is broken and impossible to beat

Um yeah….if you’re doing it wrong. I was having problems with him too and I looked at strategies to beat him and they’re ALL WRONG. If you don’t want spoilers on how to beat him skip to the next paragraph. Anyway you let him run around and chase you when he comes down from the balcony, and the second he stops running and takes a breather before going up on the balcony – THAT’S when you attack him. Easy peasy.

The accuracy in this game is pitiful, it’s like your character is blind

Ha, what? If anything it’s the complete opposite of this when I can hit someone with my shotgun from 20 feet away(only when it’s lined up for a critical hit). People are seriously idiots – they think this is a run and gun shooter or something like Call of Duty. The gun physics are a bit more realistic and you need to focus more on lining up your shot is all – and even then not once you get your skills up.

This one kills me:

As Thorton progresses through the levels, there’s a skill set tree that you can upgrade. The player can choose to upgrade Thorton’s ability with specific weapons, martial arts training, general stats and stealth ability. Adding abilities helps with the poor stealth detention on the AI, but it seems like a secret agent should already have those skills.

Jesus this is retarded. First of all it’s a goddamn video game. Second of all if you choose a class like soldier, you do start off with the abilities. Third of all if you choose recruit there’s a back story as to WHY you don’t have these abilities yet.

Honestly I thought there would be some valid complaints, but instead it just reminded me why I never trust reviews of games, or the general publics opinion on anything. Idiots.

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Land of Make Believe

March25

Driving my wife so nuts at the moment, it’s great. Not sure why but I am just 100% addicted to the song Land of Make Believe, cover by Bucks Fizz:

It’s my ringtone, my alarm clock(twice – dual alarms), and then I play it at least 3-4 times during the day. I dunno what it is but I just find it such a great song – such a happy tune, such a getting psyched tune too.

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RIP John Grisham

March13

No John Grisham isn’t dead – but he might as well be.

Years and years ago, a John Grisham novel was what really got me into reading. At that point all I read was Enid Blyton books and Archie comics.

I remember my dad giving me Grishams “The Client” to read, and I absolutely loved it. I remember then going to the movies to watch the movie based on the book the same day I finished reading it. I remember really fond memories of that day, as it was the first time I’d read a book then seen it on the big screen in action.

I quickly read every other John Grisham novel, and became a huge fan of his. I could actually tell you where I read each book for the first time. The Firm, for example. I remember reading that book on a Saturday evening while eating Chips & Curry Sauce. I stayed up all night till 8am to finish it. I went to sleep, then woke up around 5pm and went to the Abronhill Shopping Center, where I rented the movie, and also bought myself more Chips & Curry Sauce.

I go back and read that book at least once a year, and every time I get a huge craving for chips & curry sauce.

Unfortunately, John Grishams books have changed recently. Gone are the “thriller” parts to them, or stories that you can really relate to, or just can’t stop reading. Now every Grisham book quite honestly is a chore to get to.

His last good book was The King of Torts, which ironically was probably his best book. Just an amazing story that went at such a rapid pace.

Since then, things have gone downhill yet I have continued to purchase them and read them.

Bleachers: Just terrible.
The Last Juror: Average at best. Very bland for the most part.
The Broker: I don’t remember this one too well so will have to go back and read it. But one thing the early Grisham novels were – was memorable.
Playing for Pizza: Lame.
The Appeal: Nauseating as all hell. It felt like Grisham had a political opinion to tell and decided to write a book about it.
The Associate: NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED IN THIS. It just keeps building and then just fizzles out.

Finally, The Confession. I bought this on the day it came out, and started it a few days ago. I had to push myself through to the end. It was just dull as dishwater, and yet another book where you felt it was just propaganda for Grishams opinion on something. Just a boring boring book, all the characters are bland.

So with that, it’s time to take John Grisham off my “must buy” author list. Sorry John – but you’ve lost it.

For those curious, here’s my “must-buy” list – where I will have novels pre-ordered the second they are announced from any of these authors:

  1. Joseph Finder
  2. Lee Child
  3. Linwood Barclay
  4. Vince Flynn
  5. Irvine Welsh
  6. James Patterson(Womens Murder Club, Alex Cross only)

I’ve got a list of new authors to try, and I am going to start with Ben Coes, a new author highly recommended by Vince Flynn. His book is Power Down.

Also I convinced my wife to start reading Joseph Finder. She was finding Company Man slow for awhile then absolutely fucking loved it. Seriously Finder is the man and his stories are amazing. I just hope the creation of a repeating character like Nick Heller doesn’t hurt his future books, but I think it might.

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