I’m not one to talk about dreams – I fucking hate listening to people talk about their dreams like it was a real experience, but the dreams I remember from my last two nights are just so weird I have to summarize. Two nights ago I had an awesome dream where I picked up this super hot girl. We were going to go back to her place and have mad sex. But first I stopped at the post office to get my new Affliction hoodie. So we then take an elevator to her place, but Scott Hall comes in the elevator and starts picking on me, taking my hoodie from me and wearing it himself. I stand there scared to do anything, and end result is Scott Hall leaevs with the hoodie and the girl.
Last night? Different girl, twice as hot. This one I had in a hotel room, and we had just gotten naked and about to get our THANG on, when Scott Hall comes in naked and with a really big cock, and has about 50 people behind him because he is going to hold a party in the hotel room. And he ends up hooking up with this girl too, leaving me cockblocked yet again.
Come on man, I ripped your wife a new asshole in an interview once, repay the fucking favour and let me get some fucking action. I’m married so my dreams are the only fun I can have!
In other news – yesterday sucked for work. I got stuck with a two day hangover unfortunately, so I didn’t really feel up to much. I slept in till about 11, then did some minimal work, played some Saints Row and that was pretty much it. I DID get into How I Met Your Mother though, and after two episodes I am already hooked, and heading to Costco to buy the first 3 seasons on DVD. First though, I better SUIT UP.
Also got caught up on Entourage. Holy shit last nights episode was sick – big huge dramatic episode with tons of storyline progression, it really felt like a season finale. Vince closing the window slider thing on the airplane was huge. Interesting to see where they go with this.
Today? I got a massage at 10, then some business to take care of downtown, then it is work, work, work. Then I’ll take a break to go to Costco, then back to work, work, work. Current To Do List is 56 and growing by the minute.
Hopefully back later to tell you how great I tore through the to do list, and not how great Saints Row 2 is.