Posted by Scotsman on May 15, 2011 in Life |

September is going to be quite the life-changing month for me.

Janise is going back to university in September. She’s basically cramming a 4 year course into a 2 year course. This means her schooling is about 7am-7pm every day, and with transit it’s basically 6:30am-7:30pm.

What that means for me is that my life is going to change because I literally HAVE to become a full-time single parent. The only time I’ll really get to work is when the kids are in school, from 8:30am until 2:30pm. I’m going to have to take them to all their shit like gymnastics, ball hockey, skateboarding etc.

I’m going to have to do their homework with them all the time. Breakfast every day. Make their lunch. Make dinner. Take them out places. Basically tons and tons and tons of shit to do.

And I can’t wait.

Oh I can totally wait for the single parent stuff – that’s gonna be a challenge – but I can’t wait for September because of two simple words:

Eggs Benedict.

I fucking love Eggs Benedicts – easily my favourite breakfast food ever. In Kingston I’ve eaten it at only two places – Coras(which sucked), and the Best Western(which was really good).

While Janise goes on and on and on about September and all the shit to do and all that, all I can think of is:

Eggs Benedict Madness.

I’ve decided that in September I am going to find the best Eggs Benedict in Kingston. I’m going to do it total March Madness style. I’ve called every place in Kingston to see if they serve Eggs Benedict. I’m going to set them all up in an elimination style tournament ala the NCAA March brackets, until I find the best Eggs Benedict in the whole of Kingston.

As I do this I am going to write about it, and turn it into a book which I’ll release via the Kindle.

And my wife complains that I don’t take things seriously.

When it comes to Eggs Benedict Madness, I’ve never been more serious about anything in my life.

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